Monday, December 13, 2004

The Bicycle Thief

See the movie in the title if you haven't. It's an amazing Italian Neo-realism Film.

I have the elite ability to fuck things up.
If I had one power right now that would qualify me as being a real and credible superhero, that'd be the one i'm forced to claim. Fuck Me.
I need a brain melt like in total recall, or in paycheck. I want to remember nothing except when I need. Which is really just how to pee and tie my shoes...If i wore velcro i wouldn't even need that.

Here's a movie quote thats been stuck in my head.

"shame on me for kissing you with my eyes so tight"


That's it, I don't have anything else.

1 comment:

Alyson said...

Oh precious precious Liv Tyler and her perfectly demure delivery of that line....

If you have you "Oops I Crapped My Pants" you wouldn't need to remember how to pee either. Good ol' SNL commercial sketches....